février 2012
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awesomefrench:
I just hit 500 followers.
The fact that your icon is a french nyan cat only speaks volumes about how EVERYONE WHO IS A FRANCOPHILE OR BUDDING FRANCOPHONE NEEDS TO FOLLOW THIS BLOG
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The teen pregnant couple split their time here eating face or glaring at me for chuckling to myself at the internet
Don’t want to sound judgmental i mean they could be totes ready to start a family for all I know but
Are you really in a place to be shooting death-glares at the passably-decent looking girl sitting alone on her laptop? Really?
so today i was on the first leg of my 20 hour train ride from Vienna back to Marseille
and I noticed my train’s start point wasn’t Vienna but Budapest.
Cue “MAMA NORA<3” in my head.
then I was walking to the on-train restaurant and there was a woman who looked… pretty much like Mama Ria (<3<3<3<3)
So basically I spent maybe a good fifteen minutes...
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“Okay, well… Maybe that particular policebutt. Rawr.”
I wish we could have the time someday to take my dog through Europe.
I know its weird, hoping to go to Europe again just for the dog…
but oh my god seeing all the Viennese with their pups just made my heart ache for my Buddybear.
Of course, half my entertainment would be “Buddy just shat where Cosimo de Medici once walked.” “Oh, the gardens of the Habsburgs? Consider...
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So Rick Santorum and his ilk want to protect the unborn at any cost, regardless of mother’s health?
Because of the potential?
That… sounds… familiar…
All-important potential energy… may cause death but generally just altered life from that point…
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
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First travel video posted. More to come →
Admittedly this is just me saying all the wrong things while fucking about in Vienna but I think it’s funny so there’s that.
Subscribe to my channel if you wanna see more of my silly video shenanigans.
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omg where did all my missing e stuff go
TUMBLR WHAT DID YOU DO IS THIS ABOUT THAT LETTER I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN FOR IT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS
tumblr omg wth
what
what are those on my dash
omg wat
Well, I finally busted my boots for good.
I’ll need them this weekend though so as soon as I’m in Marseille, I’mma find a cobbler and see if they can do something with them.
I love these boots, man. I don’t want to throw them away :/
When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare...
idoscienceintheshower:
What they think I mean:
What I actually mean:
If you guys ever have a chance to visit Vienna
Go to the Hofbug Palace, specifically the Sisi museum.
The whole showing was wonderful and my heart was aching for that lonely girl shipped off to a life of scrutiny and bullshit….
but there was one exhibit.
One little part of the whole showing
that I thought was the most stunning and poignant museum piece I’d ever seen.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t sneak in a photo and my...
OKAY IT WAS JUST FOR PLAY PLAY NOW ITS FOR REALREAL
Breakfast, shower then off to go rip my heart out and crush it to bits.
And then I go see the operetta i snagged a VIP ticket for even if I have… nothing…. nice… to wear.
OH WELL FAKE THAT I’M SO IMPORTANT I DON’T NEED TO DRESS UP
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11am.
Time to put on my big girl pants and immerse myself in the horrors of our past.
yeah. exciting
am I the only one tired of Benedict cumberbatch suddenly appearing in everything?
I mean i live Sherlock and the man’s acting but
come on.
Startrek, Hobbit (okay that one I’ll give because he has the perfect voice for smaug) and now Doctor Who.
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disasta:
DO YOU GUYS EVER HAVE THAT THING WHERE YOU ARE JUST OVERCOME WITH LOVE FOR YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS BECAUSE THEYRE THE COOLEST PEOPLE YOUVE EVER MET SO YOU JUST SORT OF WIGGLE YOUR ARMS AND EMIT A HIGH PITCHED SCREAM AND NEVER STOP TYPING IN CAPS AND THEN YOUR HEART EXPLODES AND YOU SPIRAL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH TO BECOME ONE WITH THE GODS OF KAWAII
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
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skymouth:
do you ever look at the tabs you have open and go “woah when did I google giant ground sloths. when did I start watching Benedict Cumberbatch acting as a cosmologist. where did that porn come from”
“where did that porn come from” happens more often than I’d like
no wait they close in half an hour
WELL THEN.
Gonna sleep now and then later ask for an extension on my stay.
Two more days and then a whole day of returning back to Marseille. Crash for a few hours then prepare for JES. After cosplay and “OH GOD FRENCH COSPLAYERS AHHH,” to Lille and Normandy, bouncing around the French battlefields of WW1 and WW2.
Then back down to Marseille and...
The palace was beautiful and the guide was hilarious. I love it when they aren’t just recounting facts but tell stories and jokes.
But as my sleep last night was woefully pathetic, it’s naptime.
oh no wait. Hofburg. Must go to Sisimuseum if nothing else.
ajhsfdh i just wanna sleep but that’ll screw up my planning.
WHINE
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ALRIGHTY TIME TO GO SEE YOU BITCHES ON THE FLIP SIDE
It’s very odd to see a country so proud of it’s imperial history. You have to seriously dig for that shit in France, regarding its years of power and prestige.
Still, it’s hella cool and oooh shiny so it all works out.
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double-pistols a réagi à votre billet: Today, Schönbrunn and museums, tomorrow Mauthausen…
WHOA HEY YOU’RE IN MY STOMPING GROUNDS— Tell me what you think of both places!!
for a moment I forgot who you were due to name change and was like GASP VIENNESE PLEASE GOD COME WITH ME SO I KNOW WTF IS GOING ON
and then I brained a little bit more and felt like an idiot.
BUT I WILL.
Today, Schönbrunn and museums, tomorrow Mauthausen concentration camp.
Because one day of fangirl and another of frozen, stifling horror at what people can and will do to each other given half a chance seems about right.
Wakey wakey eggs and bakey indeed
off to go buy toiletries at the low-cost mart down the street and then figuring out wtf to do with my day.
I find myself not as excited about being here as I was about Florence, which is unfortunate because this city is so beautiful.It deserves to be fangirled over but I find myself mostly lost and confused because I can’t German.
I’m at least going...
I must emit pheremones
That make people have sex around me but not with me
Because I’m in Austria
In Vienna
AND MY NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING SEX
ITS LIKE I NEVER LEFT MARSEILLE
joshishollywood:
Generally speaking otherkin are pretty harmless so I don’t really see the point in taking issue with that, let’s leave them alone
But transabled or transethnic identities are actually genuinely offensive because they’re based on a foundation of fetishization and stereotypes and the appropriation of the concept of dysphoria to justify it
Basically all around one giant harmful...
And ugh Charles-feels.
I have basically every feel ever for that broken, lonely boy in a man’s body. He fucks up a lot (A LOT) but when everyone is busy wrapping themselves in their own miserable stories, Charles goes out and tries to fix everything and anything. He takes heartbreak, betrayal and lonliness as his due, i bet, even as he runs his school that is inevitably betrayed and ruined...
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joshishollywood:
Ever ask yourself how bad the parts of the Star Wars prequels that they didn’t include must have been with the knowledge of how terrible the Star Wars prequels ended up being anyway
Here, watch this scene of Anakin meeting Padme’s family
Aside from the terrible pacing, weird acting and okay well I love the architecture but anyways.
That dress. Holy shit she’s a...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
I’m hungry
but I don’t want to leave my hotel room with my mexi-stache so visible
sob
oh well get fewd then waxed i guess. just need to memorize where the place is on the map before i leave.
so of course the sewing job i did at buttfuck o’clock before leaving popped right the hell back open again.
thankfully its not like
right in the middle but its still really embarrassing to have a hole in the crotch on one’s jeans.
Man, I wish I knew people from Vienna. Otherwise I wouldn’t be so goddamned confused.
In other news, in my hotel finally and about to take a shower to wash off the train-funk.
Thankfully, everyone I’ve met here speaks adorably accented English, so its not all bad.
Also, i realize I have great big gap in my knowledge about this city. Which is a problem. And embarrassing because I...
okay so starbucks is closing
no more babbles. see you guys on the flip side